651
- Did you mean that thing] you said?
- What thing]?
652
- You know what thing].
- No, I don't know what thing].
653
The thing] thing].
654
Now, let's see, there are any number
of thing]s, um...
655
in an afternoon full
of all sorts of thing]s,
656
so l, um,...
657
The thing] where you said
you're not, um,...
658
That you're not,
not even thinking] about, um...
659
What's the matter?
660
Let's g]et a drink.
661
I'm g]oing] to g]o to the loo,
then I'm g]oing] to come back.
662
And then we're g]oing] to be civilised.
663
[telephone]
664
Ifyou have a message for Mark Darcy,
speak after the tone1.
665
[beep]
666
Mark, it's Rebecca. Are you there?
667
Obviously not.
Probably still out with Bridget.
668
Um... Anyway, I hope lunch
with the parents went well.
669
I'm sure you were dutiful
and very polite, as usual.
670
Er... Whatever. Anyway, look, maybe
give me a ring when you get back.
671
I thought I might pop round
for a nightcap.
672
But I suppose that's a silly idea.
Bridget's probably there.
673
- Sleep tight.
- [beep]
674
Oh, Christ2, what now?
675
Are you or are you not having] an affair
with Rebecca Gillies?
676
I won't dig]nify that question
with an answer.
677
Rig]ht.
678
All I did was g]o to the loo.
679
Bridg]et!
680
Bridg]et.
681
That's not your coat.
682
Oh, rig]ht.
683
Oh, Bridg]et, what are you doing]?
684
I read you should never date someone if
you can think of three reasons not to.
685
- Can you think of three?
- Yes.
686
- Which are?
- Well, first off, I embarrass3 you.
687
I can't ski, I can't ride,
I can't speak Latin4.
688
My leg]s only come up to here and yes,
I will always be a little bit fat.
689
And you, you fold your underpants
before you g]o to bed.
690
- Now, hang] on, that can't be a reason.
- No, it's not a reason.
691
But you're not perfect either.
692
You look down your nose
at absolutely everyone,
693
and you're incapable5 of doing] anything]
spontaneous or potentially affectionate.
694
It feels like you're waiting]
to find someone in the VlP room
695
who's, who's so fantastic...
696
just the way she is,
697
that you don't need to fix her.
698
Bridg]et, this is mad.
699
Perhaps you've already found her.
700
Do you want to marry me?
